Iβm Mia, a child abused by my family. One day I had a βdreamβ and saw the future. A future where I fell for my aunt and uncleβs schemes, accidentally murdered my older half-brother and causing a Great War. Things just canβt end like this, so Iβll change the future with my own hands!
With the information gathered from the dream, the first thing I have to do is find my biological father! βGimme thild thupport!β (If only I didnβt lisp!) In return for selling information about my uncleβs schemes and taking all the backlog of child support from my biological father, I was planning on leavingβ¦
But then my eldest brother, who boasts an aloof beauty, said, βIβm thinking of building you an amusement park.β My reckless second eldest brother interrupted and said, βShall I buy you a tropical island covered with pretty flowers?β And the most handsome man in the world, my Papa, replied on a whole nother level! βIβll buy you an artifact that calls for mermaids.β
No, no, no! All three have terrible liquidity! The cleverest, smartest, most materialistic, devilish answer isβ¦ βPlease make me a slide made of pure gold!β